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Ben and the Summer of Aunt Mary’s Farm | by Dodo’s Mind | May, 2026

kirklandc008@gmail.comBy kirklandc008@gmail.comMay 6, 2026No Comments5 Mins Read
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Benjamin — “Ben” to everyone who mattered — stepped off the dusty bus at the edge of Willow Creek with a backpack, a half-dead phone, and the vague hope that two months away from the city might not completely bore him to death. He was nineteen, lanky, perpetually headphone-wearing, and still figuring out whether he wanted to be a sound engineer, a game developer, or just someone who got paid to nap.

The farm appeared around the bend like it had been waiting to ambush him: big red barn that had clearly won several “Most Photogenic Decay” awards, fields of corn that whispered conspiracy theories in the wind, and — standing in the middle of the gravel drive like she owned gravity itself — Aunt Mary.

She was shorter than he remembered, wider than he remembered, and louder than physics should allow.

“BENJAMIN MICHAEL YOU GREW UP AND FORGOT HOW TO WAVE, HUH?”

Her voice carried across forty acres like a foghorn with feelings. She wore faded overalls, mud-caked work boots, a tank top that had once been white, and a straw hat that looked like it had personally survived three wars. Her arms were thick from years of hay bales, fence posts, and sheer stubbornness. Ten years since Uncle Ray passed, and the farm was still standing — mostly because Aunt Mary refused to let it fall down.

Ben managed a half-wave. “Hey, Aunt Mary. Looking… strong.”

“Strong? Honey, I’m a goddamn agricultural tank. Come here and give your favorite aunt a hug before I bench-press you.”

The hug smelled like sunscreen, motor oil, and something faintly sweet like fermenting apples. She squeezed until his spine made small polite protests, then released him with a theatrical slap on the back.

“Lord, you’re skinny. We’re gonna fix that. You lift anything heavier than a laptop lately?”

“…My dignity?”

She cackled — a big, rolling sound that scared two chickens into flight. “Good. You’ll need it.”

The first week was mostly manual labor disguised as character-building. Ben learned that “helping on the farm” meant:

– Carrying fifty-pound feed sacks while Aunt Mary carried two at a time and sang Dolly Parton songs off-key
– Fixing a fence while she told him extremely detailed stories about how she once arm-wrestled a traveling farrier and won his favorite belt buckle
– Discovering that Aunt Mary had zero filter and apparently zero shame

One sticky afternoon, while they were repairing the old pig pen (the pigs had long since moved to a nicer retirement community), she leaned on her sledgehammer like it was a parasol and fixed Ben with a mischievous look.

“You know why I never remarried, kid?”

Ben, covered in dirt and regret, shrugged. “You like being the boss?”

“Damn right. But also…” She lowered her voice to a conspiracy-whisper that could still be heard in the next county. “Ray was sweet, God rest him, but the man had the bedroom imagination of a Methodist hymnal. Me? I like a little… backroad adventure, if you catch my drift.”

Ben blinked. Then blinked again. “Aunt Mary. I’m literally holding a shovel.”

“And I’m literally holding court. You’re old enough to hear the truth: your auntie Mary is an anal enthusiast and proud of it. Don’t look so shocked — it’s just geometry with better payoff.”

He stared at the fence post like it might save him. It didn’t.

She roared with laughter and clapped him on the shoulder so hard his teeth clicked. “Relax, city boy. I ain’t trying to scandalize you. Just letting you know the woman who raised these hogs and this hellscape has layers. Many, many glorious layers.”

The rest of the summer became a strange, hilarious education.

Aunt Mary taught him how to drive the ancient John Deere without stalling it in dramatic fashion.
She taught him how to make peach cobbler that could bring tears to a tax auditor’s eyes.
She taught him — mostly by merciless teasing — that it was okay to laugh at yourself, at life, at the absurd things bodies want sometimes.

Late one August evening, after they’d finished baling the last of the hay and the sky looked like someone had spilled raspberry jam across it, they sat on the porch swing with cold lemonade and fireflies doing their silent rave.

Ben, quieter than usual, finally spoke.

“You’re kinda amazing, you know that?”

Mary snorted. “Took you eight weeks to figure that out?”

“I mean it. Running all this alone. Staying funny. Staying… you. Most people would’ve sold the place and moved to Florida.”

She looked out at the darkening fields for a long moment.

“Ray always said this land had good bones. I figured I’d keep the bones warm till someone else needed ’em.” She nudged him with her elbow. “Maybe that’s you, huh? You gonna come back next summer and save me from dying of boredom?”

Ben smiled — small, but real. “Only if you promise not to teach me any more euphemisms involving farm equipment.”

“No promises,” she said, grinning wide enough to show the silver crown on her back molar. “But I’ll teach you how to two-step instead. Deal?”

“Deal.”

The swing creaked. Crickets argued. Somewhere in the barn a cow lowed like she was judging them both.

And for the first time in a long time, Ben didn’t feel like he was just passing through.

He felt like he belonged to something rowdy, ridiculous, and — in the very best way — unapologetically alive.

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